There is just a slight issue

i have total of 2 1/2 brains. Its a miracle i am not dead. but that dosent solve the problem nor is it the concern.

You see. one of them has gone for a walk. the other, has been romoved so it can cool down the 1/2 left behind keeps my vitals running.

The bloody problem is, the one that gone out to lunch has not returned and hes the one..." ya its a 'He, well i think it is, i dont really know that chap he been gone nearly 26 yrs now'".. ya so hes the one that took out the other one and put it away in a safe place to prevent over heating.

The half left behind is SO throughly upset that he is threating to leave home in search of the first chap to learn where is the second chap, to replace him and then bring the first one back from its excile to lunch and join them in the end...